There are several instances in this movie when people are looking directly at Penelope’s face, and her roast beef curtains start flapping away and saying something off color and people still get mad at her.įrankly, it’s kind of a nightmare scenario. Yet, no one can clearly see that she is not actually saying things. It speaks up when Penelope least expects it and wants it to. The chatterbox says all sorts of not very nice things. ![]() Now this is where the thrust (snicker) of the movie really comes into play. Penelope is rightfully a bit surprised by her “little chatterbox”. And it starts by saying, “You call that a fuck?” which embarrasses her and angers him (because all dudes are the best at laying pipe, amirite, guys? Guys?). The voice, like no shit, this movie is called Chatterbox and I spent several paragraphs above explaining it is about a talking taco, is coming from Penelope’s crotch. In fact, after he made her raspberry swirl, suddenly a third voice is now heard and it’s not all that nice. He’s plowing that muff so well that a beautiful love song play while she has the look of sheer ecstasy on her face. This only furthers my believe that I’ve made a wonderful decision to watch this tonight.Īnd, even more naturally, the opening of Chatterbox starts with a hot fuck session between our leading lady, Penelope (Candice Rialson), and her boyfriend, Ted. ![]() For those of you in your 30s and 40s, you would likely know Vestron as the company whose VHS tapes at the video store kinda looked shitty, but you weren’t too sure, but almost every time you rented one and went home to watch, it was pretty shitty. Naturally, Chatterbox was released to home video by Vestron Video. For anyone keeping score, that is literally 9 days before I was born. ![]() Not only is this movie about a woman who spends a bunch of the running time talking to her fur-burger, and is probably having some sex, and probably naked a lot, but it also is only 73 minutes… Guys, this is gonna be a slam dunk for B-Movie Enema.Īs a side note that I find personally interesting – Chatterbox was released on February 2, 1977. At the very least, I bet they felt more smug. I mean… Right? Isn’t that the point of these types of movies? I mean isn’t it supposed to make me want to crank one out? I kinda feel like that reviewer felt a little smarter after he/she wrote that line in their review. I will say my favorite review comes from The Los Angeles Times who wrote, “…the film’s vulgar premise smacks of smirking adolescents, it’s crude one liners, full of foul language that unsuccessfully try to stretch to into a full-length movie… the movie is a male masturbatory fantasy.” With a synopsis like that, surely this movie was massively acclaimed and won all the awards, right? We spend 70+ minutes of Penelope trying to deal with this unwelcome development. It’s a wise-crackin’ lady in her own right and also picks up the talent of singing. This movie is about a young lady named Penelope whose vagina suddenly begins talking. I’m not saying they were all good, but this wasn’t just found behind the saloon doors of a video store hidden away from the rest of the movies and other customers there with children and partners. This was during a time of “porno chic” – when X-rated and other very hard R-rated movies would play in actual movie theaters. This movie hearkens back to the glory of the 1970s. There is a literal handful of talking genitalia movies. ![]() And yes, this is only one of these movies. This is one of a handful of movies that feature either boxes or ding dongs that talk. It is the day that I finally decided to cover a movie that features talking genitalia. And, lo… Did B-Movie Enema finally get to a new pinnacle of achievement.
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